Thanks for hanging in there everyone, been a while since I had the time to post anything and this story really deserved a mention.
During the pandemic, we all saw these cruise ships running and then they would report a few people on-board with Covid-19, then a few days later it was a ‘full blown’ boat full. Now quarantined with no port in the ocean to dock to.
This might just catch on…
Now here comes a timely innovative cruise available from Cruise Masters which has come up with a special cruise that only accepts Covid positive people or people that don’t mind getting Covid and want a discounted cruise experience.
Since the entire boat essentially is a Covid virus on the water everything stays open, and to replace the usual hand sanitizers and sanitizing stations they have very tastefully called “You FLU” stations equipped with envelopes for seasickness (and flu sickness), and wet naps for easy cleanup.
Great Food Too!
The cruise saves on the buffet and exotic foods since when you have Covid symptoms you lose the ability to taste and smell. This allows them to serve foods that look exotic but are mainly made by Krab (crab with a K means imitation) and also the Improbable Meat company. So far customers haven’t noticed and it’s a big money saver for Cruise Masters.
The Rooms and Nightlife
Since it’s a standard cruise ship the rooms are the same as on a regular cruise. However, the nightlife is toned down -just slightly- but that’s just because during the infection you have a sensitivity to loud sounds so the live entertainment and other amenities keep the volumes much lower so you can enjoy the show even during your infection.
You’ll Never Get a Better View
The views from a cruise are just spectacular and saving a boatload on the cruise makes it more special.
Finally
Have a great cruise, drink plenty of fluids, make sure you keep your travel and life insurance current.